Alright! Here we go again, take three. Sorry it’s been so long bebes, I have been busy living this thing I like to call ‘my life.’ Getting in the way again.
A lot has happened since we last met clogged (blogged) and if you haven’t been following my tweets then I ask you WHY? I moved to the other side of town with Miss Yarra Valley and Miss Argentina (for some serious LOLZ I might add), I joined a new gym, I got a subperiosteal hematoma (a brusied bone) on my right shin when I was doing max height box jumps my second session into the new gym. Yep. I jumped into a stack of 20KG plates on a box yep it hurt. Ergo, I made a great name for myself. I have been making some serious progression however including all sorts of PBs. I had another split bottoms moment, this time it was my boxer shorts however I blame the age of them and not my thighs for once. We have decided to aptly name our band oh yeah cos everyone who splits their pants needs a band ‘Split Trou.’ I am classifying this moment as a positive one as it brought the house down when I explained what happened.
My friends cooked me a surprise paleo birthday breakfast including a birthday cake made from wheels of cheese, see below. Could a girl ask for better friends? And if you don’t get the whole rhetorical question thing going on here then the answer is ‘no.’

Since I have moved I have accidentally injected a lot more fun and funny times into my life. Let me explain.
Read More